teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Omg, Choir. LOL.
Are you from africa ? because african love you. Are you from jamaica ? becuase jamaican me crazy ! Are you from russia ? because you’re-a making my blood russia to my d*ck. Are you japanese ? because i wanna take JAPANESE off. Are you from china ? ‘cause i’m china get your number.
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Anonymous asked: Of course sir. Do you have the slightest idea to whom this might be?
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Anonymous asked: Hello Douglas.
All I see are posts about girls getting hurt by...
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